Thanks everyone for the wonderful response to 'The Floor is Lava.' I'm gratified to see that most readers seem to enjoy it, and the comments have been particularly encouraging.

I'm sorry to have not responded to as many comments as deserve it. Rest assured that I've read them all (usually multiple times) and appreciate you taking the time to share your thoughts.

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I wonder about the randomness of these jokes. If you were to dump yourself into a field of poison joke what would you turn to. Personally, I would be either loud as a blowhorn combine with 1,000 stereo surround or freakishly strong to kill in one touch. Some considered the second a better option if that didn't death by one snu-snu touch. So I would like to here some of yours.

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